Pleased to meet you. Folks call me “Dropjaw.” Dunno why. Maybe it’s my “jaw-dropping” licks on the keyboard or my smooth slide-in stage entrance. But, that’s not the point. People like me. I’ve been pounding the keys all my life — it’s what I do. They used to call me “stroke” in grade school. Must be m’ world class rhythm. You’ve probably seen me on stage. I frequent all the big dives in town. Whenever there’s a cancellation, we’re the number one sub. Most nights, I chill by the bat phone — waiting for the call…sensing that danger. Someone out there needs to be ROCKED. I can always feel it. It’s a trembling in my retinas. That’s why I always wear shades, man. I’m like Tom Petty with dark hair. People say I’m even a better singer. I just need my big break. Those harmonica lessons at the Y are gonna pay off — I just know it. Next week, you can catch us at Bingo Night over at the Veterans’ of Foreign Wars Station 3349858. My mom’s gonna be there. I’m gonna say an extra prayer before I go to bed that night. Hang loose kids. I’ll be back stage signing autographs after the show. Don’t worry, I’ll never forget my roots!!!