by Douglas Ullrich

How do you like the hobby called Marshann so far? Marshanning began along time ago at a place called Hensley Morsel just south of Bent Armpit, Wyoming. A group of severely lexicdis beardos were bored with there leisure activities of yodeling and scab collecting. One beardo had the spiritual fortitude to write a prayer to the patron saint of hobbies, St. Metzler. This beardos name was Hicko, tap dancer by trade and amatuer scab collector. Hicko began randomnly blurting out abrasive absurdities and strange names during his tap dance routines which were recorded and written down in a book that later became the Hicko dictionary. To this day, the people of Hensley Morsel spend the last Thursday of every month unscrambling words from the sacred text. This activity has become known as Marshann, and has growing popularity in all corners, becoming so commonplace as to call it a hobby………………

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