Archive for October, 2008
Tuesday, October 28th, 2008
Brewster Revisited
Brewster’s hand is unconventional. It was maligned during the liberations of Vietnam and Kuwait. His weekends are as complex as most — coffee, morning news, pop tarts, grocery store, post office, couch, Montel, Taco Bell, skin sites, beer, bed.
He used to work at Al’s Hardware and Mr. Video. Now things are different. A driver goes [...]
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Sunday, October 19th, 2008
Yanstebangus: Poll Position, Part 4: Novelty
To long-time fans, new readers, and disclaimer geeks, one and all, welcome. You may ask “why” after reading this gratuitous post. Let’s suffice to say it’s because someone’s got to bring the quality of writing down around here, and I have a reputation to uphold. Granted, it’s not nearly going as [...]
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Monday, October 6th, 2008
Yanstebangus: Poll Position, Part 3 (Generation Why)
I looked up, and, to my shock and dismay, my ex-wife was there. “Geez,” I said, “first, no pudding at lunch and now this. What’s the matter, overdrawn at the blood bank?”
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Monday, October 6th, 2008
And Now, A Word From Mal-Wart Stupor-Centers
CONSUME!
