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Grease crackles from the kitchen as you enter. Slow burning coffee circles your needy nose. Those are potatoes on the grill — russet; that sounds good, but the salsa chorizo egg scramble beckons…the masochistic urge for indigestion hits as your weary slacks hit the booth. Ash tray secures a tip — looks small — a [...]

Order the Meatbombe’ at Mega Mel’s: a giant chargrilled platter of cow hooves, fried in salt water then garnished with mono sodium glutamate and smothered in a delightful four cheese blend. Soak in the atmosphere: moose head, bear head, old metal petroleum signs, cowboy hat waitstaff, lassos, cigar smoke wafting from the bar, Top 40 [...]